Song of Auditor

Storyline: Ariel wants to be an auditor but Sebastian the lobster tries to talk her out of it!

Dedicated to all auditors (past, present and future): It's not an easy job!

Hope all auditors can have a good laugh and survive the peak!

Lyrics:

They warn you about going through peak

When you step into audit

Everyday do casting, vouching

And also cross referencing

You must know how to debit credit

If not you can't tie your balance sheet

You whole day press your calculator

Now can count faster than the cashier!

I wanna SI (die in hokkien)

I wanna SI (die in hokkien)

After pluck leadsheet

Still must do timesheet

More work for me!!

Why can't everything be I/C

Suggest leave, go home watch TV

Office so messy

Cant find my teh-C

I wanna SI (die in hokkien)!

When people are going through peak

No time to work out and keep fit

When parents ask us go home to eat

We cant, we eating with colleague

On some days when we are lucky

We can go home early 6.30!

Do you know what's AUDITOR's meaning

All U Do Is Think Of Resigning

I wanna SI (die in hokkien)

I wanna SI (die in hokkien)

I want throw letter

Straight at the partner

Take it from me!!

We work late hours everyday

But we get so dam little pay

We can claim taxi but can't claim OT

I want MC!!!!